Paul Tay

My Interests:

Panhandling, spitting, distracting myself from developing a ridiculous plan to convert a perfectly nice gub'mint building into a pile of rubble by cooking up equally outrageous plans to wreck entertaining havoc on Tulsa streets and highways, carefully choregraphed to git cute screaming teenage girls, hot soccers moms, and testosterone-pumped meth fiends from Sapulpa to pay attention to local politics, not J-Lo's fat ass.

Political Skills:

Yappin' at a bunch of cynical nincompoops with nary a sense of humor, while pretending I really care.

Favorite Quote:

Dat's Craaaaaaaaaazy!

About Me:

Independent Candidate for Tulsa Mayor 2010, aka over-pampered trust fund slacker.